| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
Greydy | Blendscapes watercolor&acrylic 50x50cm 2012 Oriol Angrill Jordà
Oh yea well…mine not be as nicely done, BUT CHECK THIS OUT.
(via liek-a-baws)
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
i want
BANANA PIANO.
BANANA PIANO.

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@3 days ago with 10800 notescontrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Poor Pluto…I just wanna give it a hug. I still consider you a planet. (>’-‘)>
About 10 years ago, the new gaming console Xbox released one of it’s first games titled Jet Set Radio Future. A very young 10yr old Denisse Serna received a new Xbox that included such a game to which she played about fifty-three thousand times back and forth, inside and out since then.
Now she is currently beginning to work on finally cosplaying as one of the original GGs and one of her favorite characters, Gum.
SO. Originally, I wanted to do a different character of JSRF for each day of Anime Expo. The list was Gum, Love Shocker, Rapid99, and Rhyth.
BUT. I began my cosplay for Gum only instead (since that was all I could afford), and so far it’s going well. I’m currently sewing the dress together, I’m waiting for my cosmetics to come in, and I so far finished some of the accessories! I’m just missing a couple of things though…A spray can and some head phones. Oh, and some skates, but I’m not gonna even bother with those. But anyways, can anyone, ANYONE, please AT LEAST LET ME BORROWat least one or the other? It would be greatly appreciated! d(^__^)z
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Jason Mowry. Are You A Beast. Watercolor and gouache on 300lb paper, 23 x 30”.
@1 day ago with 36906 notesthings i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
‘Pandamonium’ Group show @ Signal Gallery, London. http://www.signalgallery.com/
acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
I love you, floor.
I love you too, 2% milk.
Stay…Stay…GOOD CTHULU! :D
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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@3 days ago with 68312 notes
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
HI GUYS I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THIS WAS MY VERY FIRST POST ON MY BLOG EVER WHEN MY URL WAS STILL KE-ALOHILANI. AND NOW AFTER 4,051 POSTS, IT’S BACK. WADDDUPPP
STFU! CAN’T YOU SEE THE TAMPOCALYPSE IS COMING!?
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)